Boobs
My boobs are the real deal. They’re all natural and I’m very, very proud of them. You wouldn’t believe how many things I get done that other people don’t, just by showing some cleavage.
Just the other day I got pulled over by this motor cop. Yeah I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. He was also the real deal. As if he walked straight out of a B movie. A macho asshole with the Ray-Ban glasses, the faggy moustage and chewing gum.
I was speeding he said and he wanted me to step out. So I did, But when I did, I made sure he got a good look at my money makers. He started fumbling already, and when I pushed them against his chest, he started sweating and I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. So, if you want to know how this adventure ended, you know what to do…
