My boobs are the real deal. They’re all natural and I’m very, very proud of them. You wouldn’t believe how many things I get done that other people don’t, just by showing some cleavage.

Just the other day I got pulled over by this motor cop. Yeah I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. He was also the real deal. As if he walked straight out of a B movie. A macho asshole with the Ray-Ban glasses, the faggy moustage and chewing gum.

I was speeding he said and he wanted me to step out. So I did, But when I did, I made sure he got a good look at my money makers. He started fumbling already, and when I pushed them against his chest, he started sweating and I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. So, if you want to know how this adventure ended, you know what to do…

Oh I just love to flirt. Whenever i see a possible sexpartner I just have to make him or her notice me. Luckily I have these big boobs that always seem to do the trick.

One time, when I was flirting with a guy at a bar in a Paris hotel, a woman walked up to me. She said: “I see you are attracted to my husband”. I was pretty emberassed at first, but when i saw that she was undressing me with her eyes, I got the picture and deceided to go with the flow.
She was gorgeous and her husband was too. She introduced me to him and after a couple of drinks we left the bar to go to their room. We had a bath, some champagne and then…. all I can say for now is that it was an amazing experience